生活中处处都是幽默，只要你用心去发现。今天就为大家盘点全球十大爆笑店铺口号——虽说爆笑，但也冷得吓人啊，童鞋们要可能要仔细揣摩才能抓到笑点哦！

 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."  一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们需要有住店经验的人。" 意思是说，以前没住过酒店的人滚吗……

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们开枪射杀第三个推销员。注：第二个刚刚离开。" 话说……你不是reception吗，囧

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！" 职业病啊……把人当狗命令

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."在电气公司："如果你带账单来缴费，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就轮到你“高兴”。" 小编：意思就说会被断电啦！

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。" 不明白的说……

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吃顿饱饭吧！"

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" 又是反话，不过这个反得也太低调了吧……

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。"

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.在咨询师办公室："变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。 意思是“如果你一直来只能代表你是傻瓜”……的意思吗？